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The Breeze
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by The Breeze »
Customer in Chinese restaurant,"Waiter! this squid is rubbery!"
Chinese waiter,"Thankyou very much, sir"
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soledad sister
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by soledad sister »
a 5th grader told me this one...
what time do the Chinese go to the dentist?
2:30.
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spzretent
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That spelling is about right. Have you ever read the english translation of lyrics in some Japanese pressings? Classic!
Chinese man goes to eye doctor and the doctor asks
"Sir did you know you have cataracts?"
Chinese man replies
"No, no I have Mercedes".