Ugly Musician, Beautiful Wives
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Ugly Musician, Beautiful Wives
Case in point: Mark E. Smith
How does a man who looks like this:
Marry someone like this:
Then move on to someone like this?:
It hurts me.
How does a man who looks like this:
Marry someone like this:
Then move on to someone like this?:
It hurts me.
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Okay, I'll go with the painfully obvious:
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There are other configurations that are equally as baffling- the smart and soulful type who invariably ends up with a shallow bimbo type... the ornamental wife. Eventually the guy gets bored and cheats, since looks are not everything after all. We all need equality and compatibility in relationships, whether we realize it or not. Some people just go for what they can get and well, fame does throw the natural order of things out of wack.
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I see these two around all the time and they always give me that “oh you recognise us†kind of look. I have the Pure Phase photo framed (Kate arm in arm with Spaceman) on my living room wall and always feel slightly awkward when I catch Richard Ashcroft’s eye and realise I wake up every morning with a picture of his wife.throb wrote:Okay, I'll go with the painfully obvious:
Pretty weird when I am buying cigarettes in Tesco and at the same time an ex Spiritualized member and mad Richard have popped in for some tea bags.
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So many factors, one thing is that pretty boys are usually awful in bed. Just saying...toomilk wrote:Case in point: Mark E. Smith
How does a man who looks like this:
Marry someone like this:
Then move on to someone like this?:
It hurts me.
Another thing is that women aren't affected as much visually as men are.. I mean, we don't get um, turned on instantly or whatever. Intelligence, grace, sensitivity, compassion, selflessness go a looong way.
That's my personal take anyway
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Go on, I dare you.....if you see the two of them together, go up and ask for Kate's autograph, but not his. The more you can play not recognising him the better!!nickh wrote:I see these two around all the time and they always give me that “oh you recognise us†kind of look. I have the Pure Phase photo framed (Kate arm in arm with Spaceman) on my living room wall and always feel slightly awkward when I catch Richard Ashcroft’s eye and realise I wake up every morning with a picture of his wife.throb wrote:Okay, I'll go with the painfully obvious:
Pretty weird when I am buying cigarettes in Tesco and at the same time an ex Spiritualized member and mad Richard have popped in for some tea bags.
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Genius ideasm-iom wrote:Go on, I dare you.....if you see the two of them together, go up and ask for Kate's autograph, but not his. The more you can play not recognising him the better!!nickh wrote:I see these two around all the time and they always give me that “oh you recognise us†kind of look. I have the Pure Phase photo framed (Kate arm in arm with Spaceman) on my living room wall and always feel slightly awkward when I catch Richard Ashcroft’s eye and realise I wake up every morning with a picture of his wife.throb wrote:Okay, I'll go with the painfully obvious:
Pretty weird when I am buying cigarettes in Tesco and at the same time an ex Spiritualized member and mad Richard have popped in for some tea bags.
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"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Hang on!! Weren't you - didn't you used to date Grasshopper???"
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"Go on, I dare you.....if you see the two of them together, go up and ask for Kate's autograph, but not his. The more you can play not recognising him the better!!"
haaaahaaahaaaa! that would be hillarous! and you know you have to now that you've been dared!
haaaahaaahaaaa! that would be hillarous! and you know you have to now that you've been dared!
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+1000 on that one.supershonn wrote:"Go on, I dare you.....if you see the two of them together, go up and ask for Kate's autograph, but not his. The more you can play not recognising him the better!!"
haaaahaaahaaaa! that would be hillarous! and you know you have to now that you've been dared!
Maybe some sort of incentive scheme should be started
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I'll throw out a DOUBLE DOG DARE and have a friend video tape the whole thing.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
-D. H. Lawrence
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
-D. H. Lawrence
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I Triple Dog Dare you.
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Hehehehehehehe,
You simply must dedicate every waking moment to achieving this.
I've never wanted to be a fly on a wall more.
You simply must dedicate every waking moment to achieving this.
I've never wanted to be a fly on a wall more.
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yes! winner!!twentysixdollars wrote:"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Hang on!! Weren't you - didn't you used to date Grasshopper???"
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I beg to differ...i find the cute ones very attentive...you just need to position a full-length mirror in front of them. I have a similar rule of thumb with girls who take longer than 15mins to get ready (y'know to go out/go to work/shopping/whatever)...always be ready, know what I mean.feetsies wrote:So many factors, one thing is that pretty boys are usually awful in bed. Just saying...toomilk wrote:Case in point: Mark E. Smith
How does a man who looks like this:
Marry someone like this:
Then move on to someone like this?:
It hurts me.
Really? I doubt that.feetsies wrote:Another thing is that women aren't affected as much visually as men are.. I mean, we don't get um, turned on instantly or whatever. Intelligence, grace, sensitivity, compassion, selflessness go a looong way.
That's my personal take anyway
Well seen as you're into it, I thought I'd re-post the picture of mark e smith again...you quite happy to wake up too that mouth leering at you in the morning?
Also I didn't realise he was married/dating the other cheeky girl...figured Lembit had them both on rotation.
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oh god yes, more pix plz.
I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
-D. H. Lawrence
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
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-_-throb wrote:Okay, I'll go with the painfully obvious:
I'd disagree with this.
Poor him. How mean...supershonn wrote:"Go on, I dare you.....if you see the two of them together, go up and ask for Kate's autograph, but not his. The more you can play not recognising him the better!!"
haaaahaaahaaaa! that would be hillarous! and you know you have to now that you've been dared!
But well... At the moment I have a different view of her anyway...
Definitely not ugly. -_-
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M: Eat it.
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M: Eat it.
W: Eat it? Fucker’s alive.
M: Yeah, you’ve got to kill it.
W: Me? I’m the firelighter and fuel collector.
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feetsies wrote:toomilk wrote: So many factors, one thing is that pretty boys are usually awful in bed. Just saying...
Another thing is that women aren't affected as much visually as men are.. I mean, we don't get um, turned on instantly or whatever. Intelligence, grace, sensitivity, compassion, selflessness go a looong way.
That's my personal take anyway
and it may help that the aforementioned people are rolling in money- a rolling stone gets an 18 year old russian girl- the bastard- i couldn't even get an 18 year old russian girl when i was 18 grrr
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the glittering and hurting days are alomst done
then let us compare mythologies
i have learned my elaborate lie
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Well... -_- It depends.feetsies wrote: So many factors, one thing is that pretty boys are usually awful in bed. Just saying...
Another thing is that women aren't affected as much visually as men are.. I mean, we don't get um, turned on instantly or whatever. Intelligence, grace, sensitivity, compassion, selflessness go a looong way.
That's my personal take anyway
But yeah, personal characteristics do play a great role. -_-
W: What are we supposed to do with that?
M: Eat it.
W: Eat it? Fucker’s alive.
M: Yeah, you’ve got to kill it.
W: Me? I’m the firelighter and fuel collector.
Gigs 2010: http://www.last.fm/user/Colin_in_Mexico/events/2010
M: Eat it.
W: Eat it? Fucker’s alive.
M: Yeah, you’ve got to kill it.
W: Me? I’m the firelighter and fuel collector.
Gigs 2010: http://www.last.fm/user/Colin_in_Mexico/events/2010