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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:32 pm

i saw sonic play with stereolab with tortoise support in manchester in i suppose 1995 now. i took a mature student mate, who was an original spaceman fan, and his eyes lit up he realised sonic was playing with stereolab.

really, really enjoyed that. although i always wondered why pete had never followed it up further. i guess the above answers that.

but then my hazy memory recalls a rare spectrum gig with sonic and will supporting the flaming lips in the same venue in 1999? or 2000.

andyblacktoo · Post by **andyblacktoo** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:35 pm

failed to log in (doh!)

a beautiful noise · Post by **a beautiful noise** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:46 pm

ahhh pete, thats a shame. though i hate to admit it, your'e absolutely right. stereolab are just not the same anymore, the last few releases have been well... SHIT! and thats a hard thing to admit. i definitely think the loss of mary 'should' have been the end. i've seen a few shows without her and it just doesn't have the same feel/effect.

haha, no pete, if i ever run into you i'd probably hit you up to do a remix of one of our tracks. plus, mind your p's and q's pete, your a hundred pounds soaking wet!

sorry things didn't work out with you and stereolab, the potential was there.

i thought bobby hecksler was telling me that you guys had worked together as well?? something about feedback or ambient soundscapes??

thanks for the responses pete, best of luck.

xxxmexox

Pierce · Post by **Pierce** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 2:16 am

*YOU ARE ALL AN ARMY OF FUCKING RETARDS!!!*

Especially (PAUL *RETARD* MESSIS & DJ BUM *SULKY* JAM!

special honourary RETARD award goes to LAZ(Y)RETARD 69, 26 RETARD & SLIM(EY) RETARD! that new dude *SICKFUCK!* gets RETARD OF THE WEEK!

WILLIAM *TARD* CARRUTHERS gets the AWARD OF THE YEAR!

And the RETARD Goes to????????!!!!!!!!*******

"BRUCE"*!

collect a kick in the ass at the door!

You SEE I am FEELING BETTER!

Love Spacey Jacey!

DJ Sulkykid · Post by **DJ Sulkykid** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:37 am

I call for a recess !!...or was that just a receeding ?

Pierce · Post by **Pierce** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:17 pm

Dearest DJ Cunt.

As I recall you were once a member of THE SPIRITUALS. A card carrying member of the DRONE ROCK band I front. As I recall your 2 finger stylings added a certain MALAISE to THE SOUND that was certainly completely FORGETABLE.

And in your current efforts as a DOORMAT for your DAD all you have left are your fading looks which make all of the RUGBY girls cringe in EAGER anticipation as they run their fingers through your GREY ZZ TOP BEARD.

I miss you STEVEY "CASIO" EVANS!

GREY "KENNY ROGERS" BEARD and all!~

would you care to join me on my SOLO album?

everyone else has told me to FUCK OFF.

?

awaiting your CUNTY response in EAGER constipation.

will this do? · Post by **will this do?** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:42 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:49 pm

and i thought i could only find british comedy on pbs.
i had no idea when i joined this board that it would be just like real life- complete with overblown drama, biting sarcasm, quick wit and a kickass soundtrack.
oh well, here it is.
so i would like to take this opportunity in the midst of the crap-quagmire to say, sincerely and honestly, thank you, sonic & co., for the music. i just wish i had heard it sooner, i discovered it way too late in life. but it sure the fuck benefits me now.

(and, fonzie- i can't remember if you were posting on this thread or the other one, but i just wanna say this to you, man- i miss you. please say hi to richie, joanie, chachi, ralph mouth, potsie, howard, marion, arnold- who am i forgetting? oh yeah, mork- do you talk to mork? i know you do. it's been way too long! you bring back memories of when i was a kid and i spent my allowance on candy: no worries. now i spend my paycheck on rent and food. i'm too broke to buy records and it's bumming me out. sonic, if someone walked up to me in the street and gave me a burned copy of your cd i would keep it. i'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

stanislav leskie · Post by **stanislav leskie** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:16 pm

The Legendary Stardust Co · Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:44 pm

How do we know that sonic boom is the real Pete Kember? I reckon it's Josh from Loop.

ebbsandflows · Post by **ebbsandflows** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:33 pm

Maybe everyone on this thread is pete kember and he's (i'm) just tryin to fuck with us (you) all.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:27 pm

i'm pete kember!

u_nderscore · Post by **u_nderscore** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:29 pm

that was me...and I'M PETE KEMBER!

Jebus Sabes · Post by **Jebus Sabes** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:53 pm

I'm Pete Kember, and so's my wife!

CENTURION: All right. Take him away and release him.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:09 pm

The Legendary Stardust Co wrote:How do we know that sonic boom is the real Pete Kember? I reckon it's Josh from Loop.

how do we know you are the real The Legendary Stardust Co?!?!?!?

Lord knows my real name isn't "stanislav leskie".

it's "pete kember"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:18 pm

ah hah!!!

so... ""guest""... trying to steal my identity be pretending you're not me, eh?

stanislav*leskie · Post by **stanislav*leskie** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:33 pm

freaking log-in process.
freaking library computers.

my jokes suffer enough without all these technological problems.

will this doo · Post by **will this doo** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:44 am

"...Jokes..."

Well, that PROVES you're not Pete Kember, or Sonic Boom. Or Josh from Loop, if it come to that.

Muscles · Post by **Muscles** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:54 pm

Well, that PROVES you're not Pete Kember, or Sonic Boom. Or Josh from Loop, if it come to that.

MOUNTAIN DOO ?

just shut the fuck up.

I'll fly out to the MIDLANDS and give you a SLAP!

Then GET BACK on the fucking plane and FLY the fuck back.

PETE comes out here when he is selling his stuff on EBAY. Charms the pants off the sychophants then fucks off to do his SMACK.

PETE "THIS CHARMING MAN" KEMBER.

WILL "MOUNTAIN DOO DOO" THIS DO? comes on here when his MAN don't give him any. Which is most days and nights.

Mussels · Post by **Mussels** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:07 pm

Muscles, what hostel are you staying at ? I'll mail you a can of whoop ass ! Stop busking at the bus terminals, otherwise i'll report you as Al Queda operative. Fly back to Detroit now, their are openings at the GM plant.

Sorry to dash your rock n' roll dreams

Muscles · Post by **Muscles** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:12 pm

MUSSELS you are a fucking IMPOSTER! and it is time WE MEET!

I promise to let you SUCK MY COCK.

Jack can have some too!

I am a PORSCHE man!

If you send me to STUTTGART we may have a deal.

Mussels · Post by **Mussels** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:23 pm

Shit Muscles now your driving an import ? No American built cars for you ?

Move back home and forget about that rock n' roll dream you had

Muscles · Post by **Muscles** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:51 pm

MUSSELS why are you trying to CRUSH my dreams?

What is it you want from me MUSSELS?

Is it my MUSCLE?

Is the DETROIT MUSIC SCENE getting fucking BORING?

Do you want me back there to KICK YOU IN THE ASS?

Is the INCEST fucking making you sick?

I'm working on a MUSCLES record.

Kinda AC/DC meets JOAN JETT.

I'll mail you a copy. YOU KNOW THAT!

ROCK N ROLL never forgets.

You know SEGER said that.

When I got the goods I'll be on the circuit.

Until then JACK can hang around with BECK and do that crap.

I ain't unhappy.

You can get in the fucking VAN and spread the word,.!*

When you retards run out of ideas, i'll be here with a couple!

MOTOWN FOREVER.*

will this do · Post by **will this do** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:01 pm

You'd be shit-all without your CAPS LOCK

and your

CARRIAGE RETURN.

And if you ever say ANYTHING which doesn't, ultimately, concern your wealth and possessions or random threats of sexual violence, I swear I'll fall off my fucking chair. You utter cretin.

Muscles · Post by **Muscles** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:36 pm

SEXUAL VIOLENCE? you are one disturbed piece of crap. Go bully someone your own size. Because you don't scare me and i think you are very dull. Go back to the pictures because YOU TYPE= I SLEEP.

Please stay out of my DETROIT interactions. Anyone from MOTOWN can FEEL THE LOVE between me and MUSSELS here.

Now Go FIST FUCK yourself. I've sent you a tube of edible K-Y.

Legendary Stardust Cowboy · Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:19 pm

Anonymous wrote:
The Legendary Stardust Co wrote:How do we know that sonic boom is the real Pete Kember? I reckon it's Josh from Loop.
how do we know you are the real The Legendary Stardust Co?!?!?!?

Listen up, you little upstart, I can prove to you that I'm the real The Legendary Stardust Co!, or even Cowboy come to that ! Listen to this!

WWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHAAOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Dig this, Pete, I know you probably like my music, given your well-documented teenage Cramps fixation, but don't even think about trying to start a collaboration like you did with Simeon and Jimmy Dickinson! I'll rock the place so hard it'll blow your skinny little Limey ass all the way back to Dunchurch!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:12 am

Muscles wrote:SEXUAL VIOLENCE? you are one disturbed piece of crap. Go bully someone your own size. Because you don't scare me and i think you are very dull. Go back to the pictures because YOU TYPE= I SLEEP.

Please stay out of my DETROIT interactions. Anyone from MOTOWN can FEEL THE LOVE between me and MUSSELS here.

Now Go FIST FUCK yourself. I've sent you a tube of edible K-Y.

You're spot on Dave. I'm wrong. So wrong, and sorry.

You're the funny one. I DO love Osama Bin Laden.

stanislav leskie · Post by **stanislav leskie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:24 am

wills_friend · Post by **wills_friend** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:02 pm

Hallo evry1...i feel pretty honoured that my thread has had so many replies! really i am...Perhaps i went a bit far but hey...i reckon the hack was hillarious...THE SPIRTUALIZED FORUM IS DOWN FOR MATINENCE!? OMG HAHA THATS VERY FUNNY...HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THIS IS SITE IS SORTA SHIT!?...

gottafire · Post by **gottafire** » Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:19 am

Funniest thread on ere!!!

Spiritualized

u wanker

FOAD!!

are you being served?

Identity crisis

Re: Identity crisis

huh?

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